Someone Needs A Smile

Came home from work one day and my wife told me she had made my funeral arrangements…been eating out ever since.

Retirement is not easy…I was doing nothing one day…and got behind.

Wanted a John Deere mower for my birthday…wife got me one…doing good…except the grass is hard on the plastic blades.

I’m pretty handy around the house…I’m learning to fix most everything I break.

You’ve heard of “honey do” lists…my wife gives me “honey don’t” lists.

I used to hate house work…come to think of it…I still do.

I don’t mind being a “late bloomer”…but a cactus.

I was first in my high school class…if you turn the list upside down.

Being young was tough on me…being old is tough on me…it’s hard being me.

When I was young, I wanted the girls to call me “honey”…they never did. Now that I’m old…they always do.

My sister, who is an only child, called me today…now she’s delusional.

My English teacher told me that English would never be my first language.

Smile at someone today…they’ll wonder what you’re up to.

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12 thoughts on “Someone Needs A Smile

  1. Very hilarious but i can relate to them all! Wonderful post my brother!

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  2. thoughtsfromanamericanwoman

    Plenty of smiles here in PA! Thanks for sharing them – good way to end the week…Blessings

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  3. Love your one-liner collections, Butch. Thanks for the chuckles. 🙂

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  4. Oh, I certainly needed this… Thank you. 🙂

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  5. Made me laugh! Thank you.
    Blessings ~ Wendy

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  6. Great smiles!

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  7. pattisj

    Good way to start the day, or end it.

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  8. Smilin’? I’m laughin’.

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  9. Good message for a good day. Thank you, always a pleasure to visit here

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  10. Thanks for the laughter, Butch. It came at a good time, heals the heart.
    Blessings ~ Maxi

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  11. Thank you for all the smiles. 🙂

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