Thinking Out Loud


Once, I ordered from the right side of the menu…

the waitress brought me $4.98.


It is said that age brings wisdom…wonder if I will live that long.


If you stay busy doing something all your life…

how will you qualify to do nothing when you retire?


My house floors have squeaks…I like it…covers up mine.


I could have done better in school…if “F” meant “fantastic.”


My ex-wife supported just about everything I did…except breathing.


In parochial school, the corner was my friend…spent a lot of time there.


It was second grade before I realized giant penguins were also called nuns.


As a Catholic boy, my confessions were always the same…

guess I was a repeat offender.


When I was little, I talked to myself…everyone thought it was cute;

now that I’m old, when I talk to myself…everyone thinks I’m crazy.


When your little and lose your temper…”Oh! How cute”

when your old and lose your temper…”Oh! How senile”


When your little, you have no name…you’re a cutie…sweetie pie…dearie

When you get old, nothing changes…you’re a honey…sweetie…dearie


Smile today…it’ll make someone feel good…

they’ll also wonder what your up to.


Categories: attitude, Bible, Christian, encouragement, faith, family, friends, hope, inspiration, Life, Love, marriage, memories, Reflections, thoughts | 2 Comments

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2 thoughts on “Thinking Out Loud

  1. [chuckle] 😀


  2. Haha Such a funny post and so true unfortunately, how peoples perceptions try to convince us we are the ones who are wrong for living as us!! Love it! Wishing you a great day as always.


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