Thinking Out Loud

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Once, I ordered from the right side of the menu…

the waitress brought me $4.98.

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It is said that age brings wisdom…wonder if I will live that long.

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If you stay busy doing something all your life…

how will you qualify to do nothing when you retire?

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My house floors have squeaks…I like it…covers up mine.

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I could have done better in school…if “F” meant “fantastic.”

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My ex-wife supported just about everything I did…except breathing.

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In parochial school, the corner was my friend…spent a lot of time there.

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It was second grade before I realized giant penguins were also called nuns.

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As a Catholic boy, my confessions were always the same…

guess I was a repeat offender.

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When I was little, I talked to myself…everyone thought it was cute;

now that I’m old, when I talk to myself…everyone thinks I’m crazy.

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When your little and lose your temper…”Oh! How cute”

when your old and lose your temper…”Oh! How senile”

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When your little, you have no name…you’re a cutie…sweetie pie…dearie

When you get old, nothing changes…you’re a honey…sweetie…dearie

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Smile today…it’ll make someone feel good…

they’ll also wonder what your up to.

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